(Source: destrucshann, via kanayavriska)
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.
(via expectobiologist)
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
(via expectobiologist)
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
(via condassension)
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
(via crabby-cakes)
YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE
CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS
WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER
MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS
Ship them
He keeps her cool.
She blows him away.
Their relationship?
Fan-tastic!
GET OUT
(via crabby-cakes)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
I WANT TO DO a project like that
(via deliverusfromsburb)
do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet
my entire life
(via amarantto)
this is probably the greatest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life
wow
YES. ON FUCKING POINT.
(Source: aperfectillusion, via expectobiologist)
have you ever just wanted to bitch and whine about shit you have to put up with but everyones already putting up with three times the amount of bullshit you are so you just sort of feel bad for even considering complaining at all
(via marloosha)
